BEHOLD! I was dared to do art! Budding artist that I am, I jumped at the opportunity and am considering selling the final piece to the nearest art gallery. All of you, lucky people that you are, get to see it once and one time only before I auction it off to the highest bidding gallery!

( THE AKATSUKI (a portrait)! )

Feel free to applaud, even though I probably won't hear you!


On another note - Deidara-senpai, don't make me move that bird for Sir Leader again! I still don't get why you're out there ANYWAY. :(

I got impatient, and seven is close enough to ten, right?


1.

( Secrets 2 through 7. )

Tobi's Comments!!

1. Whoa, man! Keep it in the pants!

3. You want to join the Akatsuki? Good for you! They have a great dental plan.

5. …um?

Feel free to keep posting secrets to the submission post. As long as there are secrets, Tobi will dutifully post them!

Brawl Secrets Submission Post

Secrets to date: 31
Posts to date: 4

Time to submit your secrets. The rules are simple and as follows!

1. Your secret can be about anything brawl-related, from fandom to people to whatever. Feel free to be mean, because even though Tobi is a good boy, he doesn't expect everyone else to be good.

2. Secrets should be image files, like png, jpg, or gif. An image that relates to the secret is obviously preferred, but not necessary. Don't make the images unreasonably large or Tobi will cry.

3. Secrets should be uploaded to an anonymous image host, like tinypic.com, or else everyone will know it was you who posted that Sasori is a poo-poo head (for example) and you wouldn't want THAT.

4. Post links to your secrets anonymously to this entry, and feel free to submit more than one if you have them. Comments are screened for the element of surprise and in case someone accidentally doesn't post anonymously! (Don't worry, IP logging is off too.)

5. Secrets will go up ten or so at a time or whenever I get enough of them!

Post your secrets here, one and all!

Team 4 lives and is awesome and are all a heck of a lot taller! And... other things. Other than tall!! LIKE HAPPY!!! But that's just one example.


I'm in Konoha visiting with RIN (and Kakashi and sensei but they don't matter as much). And. Um. Stuff. :D

I think on the way back I'm going to need to pick up fingerpainting supplies for Deidara-senpai. Not that I want to leave just yet. Consider that a note-to-self. Usually I put sticky notes on the inside of my mask so I don't lose them but this works too!


PS: BRAWL SECRETS will be coming to a Brawl near you whenever I feel like putting the post up.

I realized the other day that I'd finally shown up in the Naruto anime! *__X Get ready, world - Tobi will steal the hearts of all of you if he hasn't already!

I'm such a good boy that I've started my Christmas shopping already! Watching The Nightmare Before Christmas on Halloween inspired me not to wait until the last minute like last year (even though vending machine prizes for all of Akatsuki SEEMED like a good idea at the time - Deidara-senpai still has his friendship bracelet, I'VE SEEN IT, and Sir Leader has the Buzz Lightyear plastic figure on his dresser!).

I like this song.

Even though I've got a couple things already, what do the rest of you that I know and like want for Christmas?? :D


I am thinking of setting up something like fandomsecrets, only for BRAWL. GOOD IDEA, Y/N.

Someday, I hope to become a poet! I could do it, too - I'm just naturally talented in EVERYTHING I do.

Take these Akatsuki haikus as an example: ( POEM TIME! )

I hope you like them! I will take requests for anyone NOT in Akatsuki too, because that's what a good boy would and should do!

I'M BAAAAACK.

I am back for the weekend, and nothing has changed. The harmony that exists in the house of Akatsuki is really quite something!

Zetsu-san, is that Poo I smell coming from your room?! *_X

Deidara-senpai! Blown anything interesting up lately?

Sir Leader! How you doin'?

Nephew-chan! :D

It's so good to be back! And if you didn't get a shout out that doesn't mean I like you ANY less. Unless you're Sasori. :D

CAN WE ORDER CHINESE TONIGHT?

This is pretty much the most poorly made music video I've EVER seen! But it's sort of the principle of the thing.

Don't you agree, Kakashi Mamut?

It's come down to this.

Joint custody.

Akatsuki will get me on Mondays and Tuesdays and every other weekend including Friday.

Konoha will get me on Wednesdays and Thursdays and every other weekend including Friday.

I can't work it out on my own so it must be like this.

Holidays will be a mess. But I guess I can just spend those with Itachi and Sasuke.

I realized I never introduced myself since I've been here!

I am Sir Tobito Maguire Octavius Horatio Montgomery "Swirls" Gomez Uchiha III esq. But you may refer to me as Tobi. Most people do. CALL ME ANYTHING ELSE AND DIE!!!

I like Deidara-senpai, candy and blue. My favorite drink is a strawberry daiquiri and I DON'T like getting caught in the rain. I have no depth perception but that doesn't keep me down! My favorite movies are All Dogs Go to Heaven and Saw.

In case you're curious, I am 29 years old.

That's all!

*_X

I've been a good boy lately so I'm rewarding myself with a:

CONFESSION MEME

Comment anonymously or unanonymously with your confessions. HOWEVER!! You must comment with TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE. That makes it more fun! PEOPLE CAN GUESS!!



If you do this wrong and ruin my meme, I will kill you. Seriously. Don't do it.

...I have four minutes until your birthday is over! SO I'M NOT LATE!



So there.

It's not a REAL eye. Just a drawing. But it went over so well the FIRST time.

SO THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING!!

Yes I drew it myself.

Why'd you go on a safari without me?

I've got ONE reason why you should all apply to join Akatsuki as soon as possible.



I didn't get permission to do this but I figure the more the merrier! Just apply with your name and why you think you're evil and amazing enough. You get a cool cloak and a badass ring that can decode messages. You also get to learn the TOP SECRET password to enter the Secret Lair.

Kakashi you better have bought that coffee and not just kept my money or SO HELP ME!!

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